Monday, December 22, 2008

Our Great Reward (not my thoughts)

What happens when teachers die?A teacher dies and goes to Heaven. When she gets there, she meets Saint Peter at the pearly white gates.
Saint Peter says to her, "Welcome to Heaven. Let me give you anorientation first."
So, Saint Peter takes her to some beautifulmansions.The teacher asks, "Who lives here in these beautiful houses?"
These are for doctors. They did a lot of good on Earth so they get anice mansion," replied Saint Peter.Saint Peter takes the teacher to some more mansions. These were moremagnificent than the first.
"Wow, who lives here?""These mansions are for social workers. They did a lot of good onEarth but didn't make a lot of money so they get a better house."
Saint Peter took the teacher to some more mansions. These were themost gorgeous homes she had ever seen. They had huge columns,well-manicured lawns, beautiful stained glass windows; the works!
"These are the most beautiful homes I have ever seen," exclaimed theteacher, "who lives here?!"
"Teachers live here." said Saint Peter, "They did much good on Earthand received very little money so they get the best houses in all ofHeaven."
"But where are all of the teachers?" inquired the teacher.
Saint Peter answered, "Oh, they'll be back soon. They're all in Hellat an in-service."

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